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My life has a superb cast... I just can't figure out the plot.
Put my granddaughter on Santa's lap and said, "All she wants for Christmas is a clean diaper. Can you make that happen, St. Nick?"
Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.
If my only two choices are go big or go home, I'm gonna go home.
Listening to "eye of the tiger" cranked up is better than any energy drink out there.
Breaking: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
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Carpe Scrotum (grab life by the balls)
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