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ZYuppi
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
My New Year's resolution is to be more punctual.
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Xyuppi
If the chemical symbol for water is H2O... is the chemical symbol for holy water H2Omg?
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Florida
Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas
If one human year equals seven dog years, shouldn't we be singing happy birthday to them every 52 days?
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left over by those who got there first.
When one person is obsessed with another it's called stalking. When two people are obsessed with each other it's called love.
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