Xyuppi
Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it's money down the toilet.
Xyuppi
Can vegetarians still eat animal crackers?
ZYuppi
At the age of 92 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
There are people out there whose job is to stab trees and boil their blood into breakfast gravy.
Be positive! Don't think of this as the hottest summer in 125 years. Think of it as the coolest summer for the next 125 years!
For dogs, Santa must be like the final boss of mailmen.
ZYuppi
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Once it’s on you, it’s there forever.