Florida
The reason grilled ham & cheese sandwiches and tomato soup go so well together is because it's basically pizza split in two.
If at any point in your life you feel useless, just remember there are people on the BMW assembly lines that install turn signals.
1990 called, they want their joke about what year it is back.
The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I set up the booths and hand out tags.
Sometimes I think hip hop music gets a bad rap.
Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
My mood ring is missing and I don't know how to feel about it.