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You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
At this point I'm just waiting for summer to be cancelled completely.
myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
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I'm the type of person that loves people...Except when I'm driving. That's when I hate you guys.
When we give each other a thumbs up, it's our way of mocking every other animal on earth.
It's a good thing farting isn't as contagious as yawning.
You can tell the Beastie Boys were really close because they would finish each other’s sentences.
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