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Robert Zunick
Having roses on your piano is good, but having tulips on your organ is grand!
Aren't they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Chair: Your hindquarters headquarters.
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rob willmott
I don’t give my money to homeless people because I believe I’m going to buy booze with it
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Amigo
If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
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