I should write down my grandmother's recipes the second she gives them... I'm getting sick of pulling out the ouija board.
Stop Sopa or all tweets will go █████████ but ██████████ ████████████ with ██████ █████ or ███████ ███████ & ███████ for ███████
I am still wondering, when exactly do I become an adult?
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
A cop in Texas pulled over a gas tanker that was secretly carrying 2 tons of marijuana. How stupid! You can make way more money selling gas!
You're the type of person who didn't rewind the Blockbuster VHS...