Teachers are not "Off for the summer", they are in recovery.
Kids are fun, but I prefer playing with the package they came in.
Florida
Making a boat out of stone would be a hardship.
If the Paleo diet is so good then why did the Flintstones need vitamins?
I joined an Amish support group, but I fell off the wagon.
Xyuppi
Someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me! I was like, What the Hellman!?
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?