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ZYuppi
According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.
#17538
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Florida
Show of hands...how many of you are stuck in the house with a 75 something-year-old behaving like a toddler amped up on fun dip??
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Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.
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Xyuppi
Due to Quarantine, I will only be telling inside jokes
Bricks are just domesticated rocks
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Florida
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last night is now fully recovered.
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