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ZYuppi
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.
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ZYuppi
Divorce (di·vorc·e; noun) The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
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Xyuppi
Hurricane Dorian is that friend that says they’re 5 minutes away when they are still laying in bed and haven’t even showered or gotten dress yet.
If you have 12 followers on Instagram, you’re unpopular. If you have 12 followers in real life, you’re the messiah.
Is NBC still doing where in the world is Matt Bauer? Haven't seen him in awhile. Well played NBC, well played
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