The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking!
Xyuppi
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Tom
The ruling on the field stands. Aaron Hernandez did not get both feet on the ground in time.
Mosquitoes are basically just used, flying, dirty needles
Xyuppi
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?...... There's one marked "Brightness" but it doesn't work.
Chik-Fil-A Should post a big "We're Open" sign and leave cars in the lot tomorrow for April Fool's Day
PizzaDr
My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically, I'm a 10.