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Calm down, different flavored Oreos. Nobody wants to make that kind of decision. Regular or Double stuff was hard enough.
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Hello and welcome to DeVry orientation. Sign-in sheets are on the left, Steve is passing out your diplomas, thanks & congrats class of 1:47
I wonder what the inventor of the drawing board said when his first design didn’t work out.
The original name for Prozac was going to be Sadvil.
Axe body spray is like the mosquito repellent for humans
How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
What a boring fight. "I ordered a fight on pay-per-view and got Dancing With The Stars."
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