What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you're not.
Novell
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home.
Someone should invent a clear toaster so we can see how toasted our toast is while it's toasting.
Carpe Scrotum (grab life by the balls)
I just realized I’ll never be a Lawyer because I can’t pass a bar.