Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
I want to invent a vibrating tampon so a woman can be at her best while she is at her worst.
Has anyone with explosive diarrhea ever thought "you know, this time I'll go with normal strength Imodium."
Facebook game requests are like Herpes: They never go away no matter how much you want them to.
Forget beauty sleep. I want skinny sleep.
Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: Ok, then what did I say? Him: "Did you hear what I just said?"
Amigo
Textaphrenia – thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.