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No matter how bad your attempt at breaking into a prison, it'll work.
Since drinking hasn’t killed me yet, I can only assume it’s making me stronger...
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We have a $740+ BILLION defense budget and the rest of the world just watched our Capitol get stormed by the cast rejects of Duck Dynasty.
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I am size Medium but with size XXL I can breath better.
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Is running late to work considered exercise?
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Monsters don’t eat ghost because they taste like sheet.
Did she just say her name is Lasagna?
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