A hospital is the only commercial establishment where the worse service they provide you, the more you'll come back.
When you sit on a toilet you are connecting your butt to a large network of connected butts.
Xyuppi
Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas.
NASCAR would be more fun to watch if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.
Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.
Florida
Shoutout to my friends who are hard of hearing
I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?