Xyuppi
Nothing shuts my pie hole more than an actual pie.
If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll definitely turn around and look.
"Send nudes, not nukes" is the "make love, not war" of this century
Xyuppi
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Xyuppi
I missed the good old days when banks used to give you a toaster when opening an account. Now they just burn you.
An egg salad is a chicken salad that is really underdone.
Xyuppi
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.