Cyberbilly
I have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a Level-4 biohazard suit.
If you robbed a kissing booth you'd make out like a bandit
Charles Manson is engaged to be married at the age of 80. Think they're registered at Blood Bath & Beyond?
No you were not. You were not "just sayin'"
Novell
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun she's probably angry.
The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book.
Novell
How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?