It was right about now that Joseph heard for the 3rd time "sorry but that baby looks nothing like you."
Puns are like farts. Secretly, we all love the really bad ones.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but my boss is determined to keep trying.
I haven't been this surprised that a quarterback got released since the cops let Ben Roethlisberger go.
Any woman who wants to be equal to a man lacks ambition
Sometimes, when I'm cleaning my cat's litter box, I like to pretend that I'm just an incredibly unlucky gold panner from the 1800's.
Good news: Tim Tebow got a job with the Patriots. Bad news: He's now associated with the word "Patriot" and is being audited by the IRS.