It'd be so easy to be the best villain ever. Just make your bombs go off at like :07.
I know that when one door closes another always opens, but man these hallways are a bitch!
With Halloween around the corner, I'm remembering the year my parents dressed me as a piñata and handed out sticks instead of candy.
Nurse, "There's a man in the waiting room who claims he's invisible." Doctor, "Tell him I can't see him."
"Lets just tell 'em we added another 'G' of speed." "Sounds good, see you guys next year." -Cell phone companies
Dr. House should go ahead and just go with his third guess
Over 10,000 birds die a year from crashing in windows. They must still be using Vista.