ZYuppi
I'm convinced that every time a sock goes missing from the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.
My wife felt me because I’m dyslexic.
Canadian bacon is just ham that's apologizing for not being bacon.
Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR.
Xyuppi
Just find out there’s no popcorn on popcorn shrimp. Guess there is no reason to try Pot Roast
Kenny Rogers checking out during an apocalypse is the biggest knowing when to Hold'em knowing when to Fold'em I've ever seen.
Florida
A man and a woman can go 21 days on Naked and Afraid with no toilet paper and you sissys can't go one day without 20 rolls.