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Xyuppi
North Korea is like that angry drunk guy at a party. Everyone is trying to calm him down but he's convinced he needs to fight someone.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
I think the worst fate would be a mime stuck in an actual soundproof invisible box.
Whenever Im put on hold for more then 10 minutes I always wonder how long I'd have to wait if my call wasn't "Very Important" to them?
Having sex while listening to music would have been a lot more awkward in the 1500's.
If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.
So a year ago today I asked a really beautiful friend out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
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