If I ever start a band, I'm going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you're listening to...
Florida
Financial status: I hope United Airlines drags me off my flight
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
I'll admit I'm not perfect but what did the horse I rode in on do?
My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.