Xyuppi
Kiss me I'm Irish, put a little tongue in it, I'm French too
The song "Take me out to the Ballgame" is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame.
Xyuppi
I am sure that wherever my ex-girlfriend is, she's looking down on me. She's not dead, just very condescending.
Florida
I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish
Xyuppi
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
Xyuppi
I don't trust stairs. They always look like they're up to something.
Xyuppi
An airplane must be the scariest experience for someone with a peanut allergy.