Xyuppi
A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
Xyuppi
I bought some ginkgo biloba to improve my memory, but I keep forgetting to take it.
Cyberbilly
If I could have Superpowers, I think it would be either the ability to fly, the ability to turn myself invisible, or the ability to understand women.
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.
I like boobs so much, I started growing them myself.
Xyuppi
I should win an Oscar for acting like I'm busy at work.
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission