Cyberbilly
OK. So I danced like no one was watching. Anyone know a good lawyer?
Someone needs to take a chain saw to your family tree.
My superpower is making people laugh. That would be great if I was trying to be funny...
Technically, if you don't cut the cake, it's still just one slice.
Xyuppi
I really need to clean the house, but I'm thinking it'd be a lot faster to burn it down and start from scratch...
You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
I bet Christmas morning was really intense for Schrödinger.