My least favorite part of working customer service is "customer."
If you can't handle me at my worst, then that sucks because that's all there is to me.
Novell
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Apparently juice cleanses don't involve mimosas...
The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
Cyberbilly
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.