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The royal baby was honored with a 41-gun salute today. Unfortunately, it happened right after Kate finally got him to sleep.
Halloween is just a month away, and I still haven’t picked out my excuse for not dressing up.
I prefer to think of myself as a freelancer instead of unemployed.
Chris Brown's next single will be released before he is.
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Black Friday: People spend $300 on a tent so they can save $50 on a TV.
Most people like me are oblivious. I'm glad I'm not one of them.
They should send "Get well soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.
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