Men are like Facebook, once you get to know them, they change again.
I have no beef with vegetarians.
Ends will never meet while you're sitting on yours.
Age only matters if you're wine or cheese.
Cyberbilly
I was going to leave my body to science but science is already contesting the will and I'm not even dead yet.
Cyberbilly
Some people update their Facebook status at the most inappropriate times and this is the longest damn eulogy I have ever heard!
Cris
"Are you single?" "No, I'm in a committed endless discussion about where to have dinner."