How did Ariel learn how to walk so fast? Takes most people like a year to learn.
Be careful when you say "there are no bad ideas." Some people will seriously go out of their way to prove you wrong.
I'm a little worried we all might have missed our last Halloween where we could go as Lindsay Lohan without it being "too soon."
I wear earbuds that aren't hooked up to anything just so people won't talk to me.
If at first you don't succeed, try again may be good advice, but trust me, the judge doesn't want to hear it.
For some people, the cup is always half full. Like Lance Armstrong, for example.
I don't think I will ever reach an age where I can use a stud finder and not point it at myself and say "found one!"