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Gatorade invests millions in sports advertising and its top customers are people with hangovers.
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If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
Just farted in the bath and nearly drowned trying to smell it!!!!
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When you compliment a woman, never end the sentence with "today." They'll turn that around on you. "So I don't look good EVERY day?"
There's a 99% chance that you're awesome. Act like it.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?