The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
ZYuppi
I miss the good old days when I used to think T-mobile was a rapper.
One of my biggest fears is that I'll marry into a family that does 5ks on holidays.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it at all on Facebook.
Just a word of advice to all you single guys out there. If you want to meet someone nice forget the dating sites or facebook and check the freezer section and down the cat food aisle.
A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
Xyuppi
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.