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Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
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Xyuppi
I can take care of my drunk friends, so the responsibility of having children doesn't worry me.
Shaving your head is the "You can't fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.
Here is an Easter on April 1st saving tip - don't waste time hiding the eggs and it will make the hunt more challenging.
If boys screamed at girl bands the way girls scream at boy bands it would be terrifying and hilarious
Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards of how many swords they can carry at one time.
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Xyuppi
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
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