Cyberbilly
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?
Xyuppi
I would like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
Jon
I like going into McDonald's and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Florida
Don't get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I'll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
Xyuppi
Make sure you tip your waitress. It is very funny when they fall over.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher!