My foot’s not just asleep it's outright coma toes
E.B. FlipShank
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
Amigo
You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life
Amigo
If I should die before I wake… I ask the lord my phone to erase
Amigo
Whenever I’m bored I stop a stranger and ask “where am I?” and whatever they say I runaway screaming “Hahaha I’m a genius! I can teleport!”
Amigo
I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me… from me.
Amigo
My bank statement is just a visual record of bad decisions