Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with.
If you're buying a cell phone in England, be aware that the camera adds 10£.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
If my body is a temple, it is to an angry and vengeful god.
Behind every successful man, stands a surprised mother in law.
How come the only normal people are the ones I don't know very well?
Does this red Solo cup full of beer make me look frat?