Xyuppi
Velcro is a ripoff
Working on an opera about UFOs... calling it Aria 51
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
I don’t care what my former employers say, at least all my eBay feedback is positive.
I am not sure NSFW should apply here, because I am not convinced anyone on twitter actually works.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
"If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee." "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"