Jon
You can't watch the news and drink a glass of water at the same time anymore.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success.
Young people will wait longer in a self-scan isle at the grocery store so they don’t have to deal with humans, but old people will wait longer in a regular lane so they don’t have to deal with computers.
If the Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
Xyuppi
I think the Airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide if you're flying First Class.
Typing the word "skepticism" is like playing Pong with your keyboard
Xyuppi
If I died and went straight to Hell. It would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work.