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When I was a kid...no wait, I still do that.
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
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Hey girls, here is an idea. Instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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Commercials led me to believe that changing shampoos would have a much bigger effect on my life.
My friend told me all women are the same, I told him that was a broad generalization.
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I only seem to remember I want to lose weight AFTER eating 6 cookies.
With all the horrors and tragedies in the US it's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground...
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