Every time I hear Kenny G playing at CVS it's non-consensual sax.
If I open a Laser hair removal office but can't strap women down and re-enact the Bond scene from Goldfinger, then what's the point really?
I want to make a "Girls of Twitter" calendar but sadly most of them would most likely be men. :(
What do the symbols on bathroom doors look like in Scotland? Stick figure wear kilts for men, longer kilts for the ladies?
Whenever I try to make "eggs over easy", I break the yolk. Henceforth, I am calling them "eggs over difficult".
Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Sad to say at this point in life my nest egg would barely make a crappy omelet.