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ZYuppi
Everything I know about the Kardashians, I learned against my will.
I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.
Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?
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Florida
O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer
Shouldn't cow udders be called moobs?
I only get to see her Oh No! face.
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