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#17302
Xyuppi
I have spend so much money on buying different clothes...without realizing the best moments of my life are spent without them.
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#17414
How are turkeys ever awake with all of that tryptophan in them?
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#17496
ZYuppi
I've always known my lifetime of alienating friends and family would one day pay off.
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#17628
Florida
I could be wrong, but I think the only way Trump is going to get to 270 is by losing about 50 pounds
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#17666
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do I still need a logging permit?
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#17704
2,000 mockingbirds is 2 kilomockingbirds
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#17748
Jussie Smollett says he is disappointed at the verdict but he isn't isn't going to beat himself up over it.
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