Xyuppi
I should win an Oscar for acting like I'm at work.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
C'mon man, nobody's doing it! - Hipster Peer Pressure
You call it "Blacking Out" I call it a "Surprise Nap"
It's funny how many people I have in my phones contact list who all have the same name Do Not Answer.
Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up their dreams and got real jobs.