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#16483
User10247
Henry Heimlich, the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver, died at age 96. People are pretty choked up about it.
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#16512
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
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#16531
Xyuppi
"Memory foam pillow fights". That's one fight you'll never forget.
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#16533
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
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#16583
Xyuppi
First computer can be trace back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple but with very limited memory. Only 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
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#16605
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
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#16620
Xyuppi
I'm never free but I'm available.
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