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Henry Heimlich, the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver, died at age 96. People are pretty choked up about it.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
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Xyuppi
‪"Memory foam pillow fights". That's one fight you'll never forget. ‬
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
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Xyuppi
First computer can be trace back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple but with very limited memory. Only 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
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Xyuppi
I'm never free but I'm available.
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