I just want a reason to dramatically slide across the hood of a car.
Saving Private Ryan, Interstellar, and The Martian; America has spent too much money retrieving Matt Damon. Not a penny more.
Xyuppi
Life would be so much better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout my day.
Xyuppi
Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it is money down the toilet.
Robert Zunick
I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say “Don’t get smart with me!”
Jon
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been..." "Ma'am, please just vote and exit the booth.
Xyuppi
I have faith that your future won't include you being a crazy cat lady, just because you're more of a dog person.