Some guy parked his car taking 3 spaces. I wanted to leave him a note, but all I had was my key.
In the dark, it takes several minutes to find the hole and stick it in. Stupid phone charger.
Cyberbilly
Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not them.
U.S forces search for bin Laden's number two.I fail to see what a stool sample will achieve here
It's funny how our childhood punishment is now our adulthood pleasure, Like taking naps...spankings
Facebook is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new.
Somewhere in Russia, a little kid farted a half beat before the meteor blew out all the windows. It was the greatest moment of his life.