When I really need a good laugh, I just imagine Edward Scissorhands attempting to eat crab legs.
Can you just keep putting cheese on this salad until it becomes a pizza?
Studying is a lot like picking up dog crap...No one likes to do it, but it has to be done
Sometimes I use raw toast instead of bread to make sandwiches.
Men are a bit like spiders. They are bound to have sticky hands after being on the web.
Nolan Erickson
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in the Midwest...
I want to start a band called "Day Job" so that when we play and people say "don't quit your day job" I'll be like "thanks we practice a lot".