The hyphen in the word co-operation makes it seem like the letters can't work together without help.
Babies with sunglasses are hilarious. They're like tiny blind, jazz musicians.
Sadly, 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. Could be worse though, the other half end in death.
Where do you think Noah kept the termites on his giant wooden boat?
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Why do they call it "the birds and the bees"? I can't imagine those two getting freaky with each other.
Why do people say "Nice to meet you" before I've even said anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm a jerk.