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I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it.
I see 'LOL' all over the Internet but I never see anyone in hysterics at their computer
Has anyone else noticed how public restroom graffiti has cut back since twitter landed on cell phones?
“Less is more” is my mantra at work and my excuse in bed.
Some people are like fine wines. You pretend to enjoy them so you don't look bad.
I don't know why people are worrying about being hit by a bus-sized satellite. You're far more likely to be hit by a satellite-sized bus.
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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