I messed up already. 2020 is going to be my year for sure.
When a vampire is sleeping you could draw anything on its face and it would never know.
How the heck does my “aged 9 months” cheese go bad after a week in my fridge?
Florida
I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes, it turned out it was the refrigerator.
Dogs would try harder to not get hair everywhere, if they knew they were they reason for the vacuum being used.
Xyuppi
Last night I had a pillow fight using my memory foam pillow. It's a fight I'll never forget.
ZYuppi
Nothing you can ever accomplish will make your parents any happier than the first time you slept through the night.